GUNS

 

  

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.'  

 

~ Thomas Jefferson

 

 

               FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

 

Things to carefully consider and evaluate for their truth

 

 

  1. An armed man is a citizen.  An unarmed man is a subject.

 

  1. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

 

  1. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

 

  1. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

 

  1. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
  2. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

 

  1. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

 

  1. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

 

  1. The  United States  Constitution (c) 1791.  All Rights Reserved.

 

  1. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand?

 

  1. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

 

  1. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

 

  1. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

 

  1. Know guns, know peace, know safety.  No guns, no peace, no safety.

 

  1. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

 

  1. 911:  Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

 

  1. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

 

  1. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

 

  1. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

 

  1. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

 

  1. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

 

  1. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.

 

  1. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

 

  1. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

 

 

 MILITARY RULES

 

Marine Corps Rules:

 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.

 3. Have a plan.

 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.

 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with '4.'

 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)

 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

  

Navy SEAL's Rules:

 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.

 2. Kill every living thing within view.

 3. Adjust Speedo.

 4. Check hair in mirror.

 

US Army Rangers Rules:

 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.

 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.

3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.

 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.

5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

 US Army Rules:

 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.

 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.

 3. Curse bitterly.  

4. Curse bitterly.  

5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.

 6. Curse bitterly.

 US Air Force Rules:

 1. Have a cocktail.

 2.  Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.

 3. See what's on HBO.

 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'

 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.

 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.

 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.

 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.

 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.

 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.

 ( And I Love This Next One)

 US Navy Rules:

 1. Go to Sea.

 2. Drink Coffee.

 3. Deploy Marines

 Go Navy !

 

And the next... (You've got to love the military, and God bless them all.)

 U.S. Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts )

 The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East. (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

 To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

 Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K

 All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

 The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

  1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English and Arabic versions]

 2. 'Shrine Busters' [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

 3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English and Arabic versions]

 4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.' [Both English and Arabic versions]

 5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]

 6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' [Both Arabic and English versions]

 7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]

 8. 'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

 

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

 

1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.

 

2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'

 

All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.